Dating your personal trainer...




Thought we were probably due an overly personal and massively sarcastic post about my relationship with Dan, who is a personal trainer. So here are all the positives and pitfalls of dating a gym bunny.

He volunteers to do the food shopping…
I hate food shopping, especially when I'm hungry (which is always - duh!), I always seem to pick up a load of junk and then some other random items that don't really constitute a meal. So I'm happy to pass the task to Dan, even though he buys a freezer full of meat in one go, but manages to forget my ice cream.

You have to hide your chocolate…
Don't get me wrong, Dan never pressures me about my weight. But it doesn't stop the sheer panic when I've stuffed a mini pack of chocolate buttons down my throat and he almost spots my chocolate moustache.

The oven is ALWAYS on…
No seriously, the oven is on when I wake up, at lunchtime, it's even cooking something when we're eating dinner. If there's a slight lag in the pre-cooking of meat, we have a very grumpy protein-deprived personal trainer on our hands.

There's no such thing as a normal massage…
I made that mistake only once. I asked for a massage. Instead I got an evil 20 minutes of torture and a cricked neck for 3 days. There's no such thing as relaxation when you date a PT.

You're always standing at least a foot away from him…
Weights every day equals lots of muscle and very big arms, as attractive as it is, it always feels like we're very distant. Don't even try lying with your head on his shoulder, or the cricked neck from the "massage" will extend to a good week.

He makes meal plans and helps you reach your goals…
I've always wanted to tone up and my personal trainer beau has definitely helped me out with that. He planned all my meals for me, wrote my shopping lists, and with time, the gym and a very upsetting lack of carbs. My body is finally in the condition I've wanted for years.

Love N x

1 comments:

  1. Haha such a funny post! Can completely understand why you would hide your chocolate in this case. I think it'd be super helpful having your boyfriend as a personal trainer though..I think i'd love it! x

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